Terms of sale
Draft, last updated October 2026.
What you are buying
Novelty items about your cat. The Interstellar Feline Registry is fictional. Crew IDs, dossiers and tags are not government documents, are not affiliated with NASA or any agency, and cannot be used as identification.
Your photo
By uploading a photo you confirm that you took it or have the right to use it. You give us a limited license to use it to make and show your order: the card, the dossier and the file page at catsarealiens.com/f/<code>. We do not use it in ads or social posts without asking you separately.
Written by an AI
Dossiers are written by Morfeus, an AI character, from your photo and your cat's name. They are fiction.
Shipping and refunds
Physical items ship within the United States by USPS. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, write to us within 30 days and we will replace it or refund you. Digital dossiers can be refunded within 7 days.